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		<title>Google wants to help you get laid, get pregnant and grow weed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Harrison</dc:creator>
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Every once in a while, Google does something a little odd. I was looking up information on &#8220;How to grow strawberries&#8221; as I have some in the garden that are almost ripe. I wanted tips on insect and bird control so that I get to eat them rather than allowing nature&#8217;s creatures to beat me [...]<p>&copy; 2009-2010 Daniel J. Harrison. Need some custom Wordpress development work done? Check out <a href="http://www.danharrison.co.uk/hire-me/">Dan's Wordpress development services</a>.</p>
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<p>Every once in a while, Google does something a little odd. I was looking up information on &#8220;How to grow strawberries&#8221; as I have some in the garden that are almost ripe. I wanted tips on insect and bird control so that I get to eat them rather than allowing nature&#8217;s creatures to beat me to it. </p>
<p>As I was typing into Google, I got the following suggestions when I got as far as typing &#8220;How to g&#8221;. These are the results I got:<span id="more-291"></span></p>
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<li>how to get pregnant</li>
<li>how to get a six pack</li>
<li>how to get rid of spots</li>
<li>how to gain weight</li>
<li>how to get a flat stomach</li>
<li>how to grow weed</li>
<li>how to get rid of blackheads</li>
<li>how to grow potatoes</li>
<li>how to get a boyfriend</li>
<li>how to get a girlfriend</li>
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<p>Clearly there&#8217;s an overwhelming need to get a partner, how to have babies, how to get a flat belly and grow potatoes. A very interesting and scary insight into Google users!
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